Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #17684
I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
Quote #12267
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #1033
…adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #5071
Brilliance is born of desperation.
Quote #10903
The future is no place to place your better days.
Quote #10505
This year, or this month, or, more likely, this very day, we have failed...
Quote #26783
Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
Quote #20866
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...
Quote #33158
One does not sell the earth upon which the people walk.