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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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The resounding echo of the mortal coil, echoes in the ears of those who...
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
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Anything that one imagines of God apart from Christ is only useless thinking and...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
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To laugh is to live profoundly.
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...