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I do beseech you to direct your efforts more to preparing youth for the...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write...
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The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
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Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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. . . I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than...