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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
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Never have anything to do with an unlucky place, or an unlucky man. I...
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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
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There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be...
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
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I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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He who loses faith, loses all.
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...