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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
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When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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Living well is the best revenge.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #7077
Speech is the mirror of the mind. (Imago Animi Sermo Est)
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Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
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The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...