Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel...
Quote #10513
As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on...
Quote #488
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #996
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
Quote #11782
Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
Quote #4003
Ain?t no mountain that I can?t climb, baby
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Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at...
Quote #8894
Every time we remember to say “thank you,” we experience nothing less than heaven...