Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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The only way to get rid of responsibilities is to discharge them.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #22626
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #23288
The very essence of leadership is that you have to have vision. You can’t...