Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #9922
People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #28056
Poor are poor because rich are rich.
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #32482
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that...
Quote #12183
A friend is a present you give yourself.
Quote #6419
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when...
Quote #34466
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
Quote #13731
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.