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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
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Everyone thinks his own burden heavy.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care...
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Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
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The truth is not always the same as the majority decision.
Quote #34666
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.