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Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
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The principles now planted in thy bosom will grow, and one day reach maturity;...
Quote #451
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that...
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If you aspire to the highest place it is no disgrace to stop at...
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
Quote #27241
History is the present. That’s why every generation writes it anew. But what most...