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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in...
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Americans expect to eat and stay thin, to be constantly on the move and...
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If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
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Hope is the poor man’s bread.
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn.
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A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.
Quote #25272
Life is too long not to be happy.