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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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Pink All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as...
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #33535
Basic research is what I am doing when I don’t know what I am...
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By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #5616
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
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The true measure of a man is the degree to which he has managed...
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Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #14252
Whatever advice you give, be brief.