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Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Every Communist must grasp the truth, ‘Political power grows out of the barrel of...
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This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover...
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It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be...
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If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #3614
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...