Quote #8591
The mirror never sees itself. The reflection never is itself.
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #23296
Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should...
Quote #19223
Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
Quote #3099
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have – and...
Quote #25180
The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.
Quote #30310
To holy people the very name of Jesus is a name to feed upon,...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.