Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #24479
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
Quote #2831
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #5010
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...
Quote #31812
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one...
Quote #11787
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning to sail my ship.
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #14951
If we were faultless we should not be so much annoyed by the defects...
Quote #10051
Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them.