Quote #33847
You signed a contract. But much more important than that, you gave your word....
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #9744
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows us that faith proves nothing.
Quote #32057
I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I...
Quote #4015
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #28132
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #34145
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
Quote #28622
The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Quote #34656
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.