Quote #8067
Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #31784
No book has yet been written in praise of a woman who let her...
Quote #16954
It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself.
Quote #24975
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #15033
Indignation boils my blood at the thought of the heritage we are throwing away;...
Quote #31594
It is possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what...