Quote #7054
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
Quote #19802
A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
Quote #28249
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #24380
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
Quote #7843
Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But...
Quote #7641
Hear the other side. (Audi Partem Alteram)
Quote #7341
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #22684
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...