Quote #8388
Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #5307
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #19146
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #10186
I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn?t count; building arks does.
Quote #28116
He is great enough that is his own master.
Quote #34816
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...