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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue.
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It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be...
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Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
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This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has...
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.