Quote #11393
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Quote #14505
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #8055
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
Quote #29172
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...
Quote #21123
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
Quote #23864
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Quote #9491
They deem me mad for I will not sell my days for gold; I...
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #19419
It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.