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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
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Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself;...
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good...
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Conversation is food for the soul.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it...
Quote #4968
Pray you now, forget and forgive.