Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Life is made up of marble and mud.
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob...
Quote #18113
While God waits for His temple to be built of love, Men bring stones.
Quote #3230
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
Quote #29536
I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Quote #23583
If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor if according to...
Quote #6259
The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures...
Quote #3378
A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination.
Quote #25980
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...