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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
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It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if...
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Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe: Through me you pass into...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the...