Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #7948
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #21007
Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are...
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #10548
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
Quote #13422
How does the poet transform his banal thoughts (are not most thoughts banal?) into...
Quote #4646
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #14451
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which...