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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
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I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
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Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
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The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at...
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Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage.
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What we must decide is how we are valuable rather than how valuable we...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...