Quote #1678
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Quote #26034
Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
Quote #2524
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #26042
Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #4948
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #24397
I only regret that I have one life to lose for my country.
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.