Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #26663
I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #16161
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly...
Quote #14212
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Quote #16808
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #24723
Ask others about themselves, at the same time, be on guard not to talk...
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Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #29766
Whatever God’s dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true...
Quote #33094
Become the change you want to see – those are words I live by.