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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #17795
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #31119
Allow me someday to touch you.The way that you’ve all touched me.
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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The doubt of an earnest, thoughtful, patient and laborious mind is worthy of respect....
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #16881
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...