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A pessimist is never disappointed.
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I am in earnest–I will not equivocate–I will not excuse–I will not retreat a...
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Swearing is like any other music…If it is not done well, if it is...
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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In life you can never be too kind or too fair everyone you meet...
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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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But any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to...