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The worst sin – perhaps the only sin – passion can commit, is to...
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
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Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the...
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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There is only one way to hurt someone who has lost everything — give...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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We never learn to pray, really pray- until we are in a situatioin where...
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Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...