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There is a difference between a book of two hundred pages from the very...
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We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
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You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve...
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Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
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Ace When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve...