Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #12917
If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Quote #28377
The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
Quote #13078
Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #10909
Nothing recedes like success.
Quote #21057
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
Quote #32438
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread...
Quote #3382
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.