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If every age has its own characteristic doctrine, there are a thousand signs which...
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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is,...
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On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it...
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If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon...
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Tell me, and I’ll forget. Show me, and I’ll remember. Involve me, and I’ll...
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Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
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The mind of man is capable of anything–because everything is in it, all the...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.