Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #32030
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #18242
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #19128
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #3184
It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
Quote #17904
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but...
Quote #13301
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it...
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #21398
Prosperity knits a man to the world. He thinks he’s ‘finding his place in...