Quote #17789
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #20229
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #30514
It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have...
Quote #30843
Beware of a man’s shadow and a bee’s sting.
Quote #28487
Once in a while you meet someone, and soon you both discover the two...
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #16965
A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from...