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The computer is a moron.
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Some of your countrymen were unable to distinguish between their native dislike for war...
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Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.