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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...
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Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
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I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
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Whoever in discussion adduces authority uses not intellect but memory.
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath...