Quote #3930
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #28384
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Quote #26457
A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...
Quote #27326
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #6499
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Quote #22578
It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #9671
The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
Quote #20040
We look before and after, And pine for what is not Our sincerest laughter...