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Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
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Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
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There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
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Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
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A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he...
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently...
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The question grows more troubling with each passing year how much of what yesterday’s...