Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
Quote #4868
How use doth breed a habit in a man!
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When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius lift up thy...
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to...
Quote #18098
The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city...
Quote #20915
O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...