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I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation...
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Unfortunate is he who cannot gain a few sincere friends during his life and...
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Refrain from doing ill; for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
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We all dream we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if...
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one...
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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A man’s respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size...
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Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.