Quote #10495
There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #30416
The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent...
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #12064
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #33919
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
Quote #14877
I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or...
Quote #21037
First Appeared in 1721