Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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My music is best understood by children and animals.
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #24733
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
Quote #6061
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
Quote #29889
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Quote #17824
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
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Never think that you’re not good enough yourself. A man should never think that....
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Success covers a multitude of blunders.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.