Quote #13608
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #15626
We must always tell what we see. Above all, and this is more difficult,...
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #34898
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #17114
A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #29716
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.