Quote #19807
People can be divided into two classes those who go ahead and do something,...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #4837
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #2582
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #24521
Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...