Quote #26739
If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #4556
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
Quote #19393
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
Quote #9806
I am one of those who believe that spiritual progress is a rule of...
Quote #31567
Do what you fear and fear disappears.
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...