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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...
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If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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I epitomize America.
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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier...