Quote #3650
…to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to...
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #13704
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end...
Quote #15870
A good inclination is but the first rude draught of virtue, but the finishing...
Quote #13101
All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #15756
We hear much of a decent pride, a becoming proud, a noble pride, a...
Quote #16329
One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
Quote #2531
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.