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Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
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When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #18000
Evil draws men together.
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #18047
You always admire what you really don’t understand.
Quote #30098
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
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Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.
Quote #17438
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...